So throwing up for 20 minutes straight is a lot more painful than I remember it being.

I am actually kind of worried because the teeth in the back of the right side of my mouth started hurting even before my throat, and they hurt even more now. But I already had all my wisdom teeth out.


If you don't hear from me ever again, I contracted some strange disease in Mexico and died.

Feel free to embellish as you please and tell my horror story to all your friends.